viernes, 30 de abril de 2010


Anacleto, por favor,
de tu blando lecho salta.
Déjame dormir,mujer,
que no hace ninguna falta.
Anacleto, por favor,
levántate y desayuna.
Déjame dormir, mujer
que no hace falta ninguna.
Anacleto, por favor,
que traigo el café con leche.
mujer, deja que en las sábanas
un rato más aproveche.
Anacleto, por favor,
que la ciudad entera se afana.
¡Que no! ¡Que no me levanto
porque no me da la gana!
Anacleto, por favor,
que el sol está ya en lo alto.
Déjame dormir, mujer,
no pasa nada si falto.
Anacleto, por favor,
que es la hora del almuerzo.
Déjame, que levantarme
me supone mucho esfuerzo.
Anacleto, por favor,
van a llamarte haragán.
Déjame,mujer que nunca
me ha importado el qué dirán.
Anacleto, por favor,
¿y si tu jefe se enfada?
Que no, mujer, déjame,
que no me va pasar nada.
Anacleto, por favor,
que ya has dormido en exceso.
Déjame, mujer, que soy
diputado del Congreso
y si falto a las sesiones
ni se advierte ni se nota.
Solamente necesito
acudir cuando se vota,
que los diputados somos
ovejitas de un rebaño
para votar lo que digan
y dormir en el escaño.
En serio, mujercita mía,
yo no sé por qué te inquietas
si por ser culiparlante
cobro mi sueldo y mis dietas.
Lo único que preciso,
de verdad, mujer, no insistas,
es conseguir otra vez
que me pongan en las listas.
Hacer la pelota al líder,
ser sumiso, ser amable
Y aplaudirle, por supuesto,
cuando en la tribuna hable.
Y es que ser congresista
fatiga mucho y amuerma.
Por eso estoy tan molido.
¡Déjame, mujer, que duerma!
Bueno, te dejo, Anacleto
Perdóname, lo lamento.
¡Yo no sabía el estrés
que produce el Congreso!

(Fray Junipero Sierra (Sacerdote Franciscano)

Aclaración: editado con algunas modificaciones.

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